The Channel Four News Team (4)
Birthed from a whales vagina this collection of extraordinary anchor men have scaled every mountain, swam across vast bodies of water and slept with the finest underwear models all the while delivering the news each and every day. Sure times are changing but this news team knows that the only place for a woman is in the kitchen, making pies and other baked delights, wearing pearls…. Shoeless. After hitting it big with the coverage of Ling Wong, the team has been asked by network to cover the greatest event since man discovered blow jobs… a deadly trek across the sparse desert to a magical city covered in gold and hooker blood. The team of mastermind Brick Tamland, Sexpert Brian Fantana, shocker jock Champ Kind and Gods gift to the planet earth Mr. Ron “yazz flute” Burgundy will be destroying ratings and hearts on their newest adventurer in the Rental Car Rally! So get ready for the greatest mustache ride of your life!