Sex Panther (The Making of Anchorman 2)
Just as Ron's and Veronica's love for each other was hitting an all time high....the truth came out. And the truth is, Veronica was a two-timing slut and his best buddy Brian was the man-whore everyone has always known him to be, mainly because of his secret weapon, his Sex Panther Cologne! To fully understand this story of love, lust, betrayal, and adventure, let's take a trip back in time to find out what happened........While on the set of their Universal News Station, Veronica beautifully and graciously threw up all over her unworthy and d-bag of guests, the cast of Jersey Shore. Her vomit especially doused the warpig Snooki, who is famously know having the ability to disintegrate any penis into dust, that comes in contact with her disgusting and equally terrifying war zone of a vagina. Anyways, this bout of sickness made Ron very curious, nervous, and disgusted, b/c Ron is a real man, and real men don't puke. Veronica however knew why she was sick and it was because she was pregnant! Ron was furious because he knew this would have an effect on his jazz flute career, his weightlifting of dumbbells 1,000 times in a row, and of course his suaveness with the female counterparts. But when Veronica went to see whose baby it was, it wasn't Ron's! Ron was ecstatic so he could continue to be a degenerate and drink whiskey, take advantage of women and enjoy cartons of milk on hot days. The question to be answered however was who was the father. Veronica being the whore that she was, didn't know if it was anyone from Brick to Wes Mantooth, anchor of rival Channel 9 news. After a series of paternity tests, it was found that the baby belonged to none other than Ron's best friend Brian Fantana! Sex Panther had struck again.........This is where our team's story begins. In an effort to get Brian and Veronica married in time before she has the baby, the news team got together and decided they have to have a Shotgun Wedding. And what better place to have that then Las Vegas! So strap-in you sloppy degenerates and make way for team Sex Panther. We will dazzle you with our eccentric and elegant formal wear, disorient you from all our "Loud Noises", and most importantly humiliate you by how badly we beat you! See you in Las Vegas ya filthy animals!!!